Lambda the Ultimate

I was born, I coded, died, was born, coded, died, was born coded... But since this is all evaluated lazily, only the first part is taken, split up, and I am stuck in the `coded' part. I may even be immortal.

Functional programming, Haskell, OCaml, F#, Operating systems, Compilers, Systems programming languages that are not low-level and not C and not relatives of C.